Half term report: Robert David Keane
Sports:
Robert is a punctual and ever present member of the football team. He is keen if you pardon the pun but hasn’t lived up to his early promise until last week when he managed to score a goal. It is a testament to his popularity that the rest of the team were very pleased for him.
It must be said that we do not encourage over celebration of one’s achievements and Robert’s insistence on gymnastics followed by some sort of cowboy move must be discouraged. Mainly because he looks a cock.
Keep it up Robert.