Who do you support - take the quiz.
Who do you support? A RAWK Quiz.
With many new members, we’ve decided to set a quiz for them. Try it and see who you support!
1. You can hear “Shall we sing a song for you?” being sung. Are you
a) Singing with them
b) They’re in the other end but its so quiet you can hear them
c) Fuck off you redshite – we deserved to be 4th and its not fair and I’m taking my ball home cos we’re the people’s supermarket club
d) It’s the away fans but we’re winning 8-0 and so are having a half time coffee
e) It’s my first time in Manchester so I don’t know.
2. It’s half time – what are you eating?
a) cheap pie, pint maybe
b) Coq au vin
c) Depends what Tesco’s have on in the out of date dept you redshite, we’re better than you no matter what your manager says arsescuntwankers ooh look a balloon.
d) Scouse pie
e) It’s my first time in Manchester but I’ve heard the prawns are nice
3. It’s the start of the 2nd half, and the opposition goalkeeper is running towards you. Do you?
a) boo him, and start singing “Easeh Easeh” if you’re back in time
b) mmm what? Oh you startled me, I had dozed off, we’re too busy drinking café au lait
c) Fuck off redshite twats god I hate you, I’d run the other way cos I’d think he seen me shoplifting in Tesco’s
d) Applaud him then boo if he doesn’t respond
e) Isn’t Manchester big? Is that the goalkeeper? He looks tiny from up here.
4. Your favourite player scores. What do you do?
a) Chant his name to any old tune you nicked the week before.
b) Applaud and then complain that all the decisions go against you.
c) Sing a song about Steven Gerrard.
d) Sing a song about him, hopefully a new one that isn’t the same as other players’ tunes.
e) Ask people on Merseyside if they’re watching even if your team is playing Fulham
5. It’s a big European night, what things do you bring with you to the game?
a) What’s Europe? I’ve been to Marbella once if that helps?
b) Nothing, I just pick up my flag on the way in, but it’s a bit cumbersome alongside my copy of Proust.
c) A sign that says Redshite in a foreign language so I can hilariously get my photo taken with it abroad.
d) Home made banners, flags, scarves, voices.
e) Nothing, UEFA will provide us with everything we need, mainly a result though.
6. One of your players blatantly dives, what do you think about it?
a) I told you we shouldn’t have signed Robbie Savage.
b) I did not zee eet, the incident you are talkeeng about but eet is never our fault you know, ever
c) Sing a song about Steven Gerrard, its his fault
d) One of those things, we all have players who do it
e) We never have anyone who dives not even Ronaldo ever and UEFA and the FA will back us up because we never ever cheat because we’re the most glamourous team
7. The match is over. You’re heading home. Your journey?
a) Is about an hour, but I’m used to it, just wait til we get relegated it’ll be hours to Gillingham..
b) Is by chauffeur driven car at, or in a black cab, but as the driver – anyway there was 18 minutes left so I can get away sharp.
c) Via Tesco’s to see of any of the meat is half price yet.
d) Is via the pub to talk about the match or out of the city with some mates
e) It’s a long way to London from Manchester. Aren’t the kits pretty? Apparently there’s 2 teams in the city, I like Ronaldo he’s pretty too.
Answers:
Mainly a) – choose from any club in the Premier League, Championship or League One apart from Arsenal, Everton, Liverpool and Manchester Utd
Mainly b) Arsenal 90% maybe Chelsea.
Mainly c) Everton
Mainly d) Liverpool
Mainly e) Manchester Utd.