Right now, some thoughts on the upside down world we live in…
This week has made me laugh at the sweet irony of life, there’s Masch, doing what Gerrard should’ve done and gone over to see why Torres was booked for having the nerve to be persistently fouled by the ugliest team to play football since the Ogre’s Under 12’s hockey team won the Gargoyle Cup in 1265, and he gets sent off because earlier in the week Mike Riley wimped out of showing Ashley Cole the red card (maybe Riley had some sympathy for poor Ashley given his missus had shown him the red card already) and Bennet wants to tell the world “It’s ok, the ref’s are back in charge”..
But then a player who organises a Christmas party for the opponents where wives and girlfriends aren’t welcome but 100 good looking girls are (and a gran for our Wayne); a party where things descend into a farce where one of the Utd players is alleged to have raped someone (he’s not guilty by the way), a player who ‘forgets’ to turn up for a drugs test, a player who’s material consumption puts him up there shopping like Posh Spice on speed, our one and only Rio, gets made Captain of England FC.
And this is supposed to be a way of making a point to John Terry who ran over to the ref during the Riley incident. What fucking point is that then? Be a loony spending freak off the park, missing drugs test but organising orgies and its ok, but run over to a ref, and get stripped of the England Captaincy or get sent off by Steve “Thanks Alex I’ll be round tomorrow night for supper (fish supper) again” Bennet.
Now someone tell me how that works…
PS Anyway wasn’t Gerrard England Capt last time they played so I’m not entirely sure what the press are bleating on about.