A strange week all in with the two performances against Pompey and Porto leaving questions galore down Anfield way:
1) What’s the point of the international break if it leaves all your best players knackered, jet-lagged or injured?
2) If the first half v Porto was the worst LFC European performance in years, how come it was only the second worst from a Merseyside club this week?
3) Is Rafa missing his right hand man Pako Ayesteran and will he appoint a slightly dishevelled Portuguese fitness instructor in his place?
4) Was Big Fat Sam Allardyce talking to Zoo or from his cage in the zoo?
Pompey was poor. It’s always a difficult place to visit and with it being a Saturday 12:45pm kick off following the internationals, and with Carragher, Gerrard and Finnan all struggling to make the matchday squad and Riise missing out, a point wasn’t a bad result. The press and media went to town on rotation again, ignoring the fact that Rafa rotates as much as both Ferguson and the now dearly departed Mourinho. 118 changes in 38 games in 06/07 for Rafa; 118 changes in 38 games in Ferguson winning the title in 06/07; 118 changes in 38 games in Mourinho winning the title in 05/06. Both Alonso and Sissoko has been in excellent form this season so Gerrard was no great miss, especially if you had watched his efforts v Russia for England and subsequently away to Porto. He simply doesn’t look fit after his toe injury. The only contentious choice was leaving Torres on the bench after his trip to Iceland. Probably caught a cold.
Porto was poorer. The “big guns” were back in the team. Unfortunately the kitman forgot to pack the bullets. The back four looked nervy, the midfield as if they’d never played together and the front two adrift. With the honourable exception of Kuyt the rest looked like they’d been on a week long magical mystery tour via Amsterdam, Hamburg and the side streets of Las Ramblas. It was only after Pennant’s idiotic sending off that a collective alarm call rang and the lads got down to the nitty gritty of securing a valuable point in what should be our most difficult away game.
The metatarsal injuries to Alonso and Agger prior to the game will mean they’ll both be out for 5-6 weeks. There’s plenty of cover for Alonso with Gerrard, Sissoko and Mascerano in the squad along with the young U20 Brazilian captain Lucas Leiva who may now get his chance to play a few games. Agger’s cover is a different matter - it was no secret that Rafa was desperately trying to secure another central defender this summer and the failure of Henize to secure his release to us leaves the squad threadbare at the back. Sami Hyypia will deputise admirably but there’ll be concerns over whether he can cope with two games a week at his age. Arbeloa has played at centreback for Deportivo so could theoretically step in, but after that it’s down to the youth players such as Jack Hobbs and Mikel San Jose.
Elsewhere we’ve had Big Fat Sam opening his Big Fat Mouth to spout some Big Fat Nonsense. Perhaps he’s still a little sore that he received short shrift from the Liverpool board when he made his interest in the manager’s job known on Gerrard Houllier’s departure? Or he could merely be playing the media game in an attempt to stall for time as he wonders how he can fit Michael Owen into his peculiar brand of long-ball, long-throw in football? Here’s a dreadful finish for you Mr Allardyce: 9th. Liverpool haven’t finished that low in the 45 seasons since Shankly won promotion in 1961-62. That’s the minimum target I’m setting you at the big club you’ve always yearned to manage.
I’ll be sad to see Jose Mourinho leave Chelsea. It’ll make those semi-finals so much harder for us. It wasn’t sexy football that Roman wanted, just a crowd that turned up and a tactic other than throw the big centre half up front when in need of a goal. In the end Rafa was the rock on which Jose founded.
And finally I was filled with horror when I heard that ITV had axed the British Comedy Awards today, I was looking forward to Everton sweeping the board. From the ticket fiasco prior to last night’s delayed game, through the two missed penalties one of which is just about to land in Kharkiv, having to hire in Johnny Vegas and Claire Sweeney to add some glamour, Keith Wyness asleep in the director’s box, being outplayed by nine men and Kevin Ratcliffe calling the opposition Metatarsal, I’ve not laughed as hard in years.
Who said they don’t write comedies like they used to?