As the Lucas Neill rumours gather pace …
… his charge sheet gets longer by the hour. It turns out that not only did he break Jamie Carragher’s leg, but also Djibril Cissé’s, Milan Baros’s ankle, was responsible for all three of Stephen Warnock’s leg breaks, misdiagnosed Harry Kewell’s gout/septic arthritis and his challenge on Gerry Byrne broke the fullback’s collarbone in the 1965 FA Cup Final.
Rumours that he was seen with a gun on a grassy knoll in Dallas in 1963 are yet to be confirmed.
August 31st, 2006 at 7:53 pm
You forgot to mention the fact that he invaded Poland and annexed Czechoslovakia. If he plays well for us, all will be forgiven.
If we can sign Michael Thomas, there’s no reason this deal can’t go through.
September 16th, 2006 at 3:10 am
That’s not our problem, but between the players. They will forgive Lucas and that’s what matters, now if he ever plays for us, he deserves support.